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Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.
"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."
by kep john August 10, 2016
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Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.
Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!
by Mynameis? March 21, 2011
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Remmington

He is a remmington
by Datballgamer March 13, 2019
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Roaming Dome

Devan- "Hey, can you give me a ride to school?"

Calvin- "Only if you give me Roaming Dome on the way there."
by Justin the Waterfall June 28, 2009
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Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
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Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006
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Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.
Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.
by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010
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