Real Realism For Realists

Drink Up:

I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.

Here are a few I would suggest:

"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."

Extended: Real Realism For Realists

"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."

"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."

"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"

"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."

by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010

Cunt Relish

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.

Shave that nasty cunt relish!

by manthonyS December 2, 2010

Realistico

A person who dosen't understand sarcasm in any way. They are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.

*people are looking at moss*

Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!

Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.

Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!

Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.

Person 3: What's Sarcastic?

Also see:

Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm

by Lamaris The one and only April 15, 2010

Relisher of the rod

a person whom pleasurably appreciates the taste of the penial organ and the juice within

bryan is a real relisher of the rod, he can be found under the bosses desk at noon havin his organ for lunch most days

by concerned in cny June 16, 2012

French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011

Throat Relish

When you inhale hard through your nose and your snot gets sucked into your throat.

"Dude, why are you coughing like that?"
"I gotta get rid of this throat relish."

by Fuchia September 19, 2012

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.

After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013