rasputin

1. a song by boney m.
2. a slutty man ho that said he could perform miracles and heal the queen's son. aka. a lier

1:rasputin is a damn good song.

2:person 1: see that evil hairy man over there??
person 2: yeah...
person 3: yeah, that's rasputin

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

rasputin

lover of the russian queen, full of ecstasy and fire

rah rah rah rasputin ate the russian queen like a medium poutine

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

Rasputin

The act of Popping a Boner, Unzipping/Opening your pants, sticking it out, and waving it at a group of people, as to imitate the Crazy Russian Monk.

Peter got drunk and pulled a Rasputin at the poker game last night.

by Baka Derka Allah April 13, 2008

rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.

Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.

by gogo April 28, 2004

Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Rasputin

Rasputin was an adviser to the czarina in Russia. He was known for his 11.8 inch penis and his frequent sexual parties throughout all hours of the night. Rasputin is used to describe any word that implies large, long, mass amount, etc.

Dude i just took a rasputin shit!

by Alan Chou I December 12, 2007

rasputin

Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

-Rasputin

by k00ld00d321 January 16, 2005