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Ralph Kwasi

When a female gets really excited or when she has an erection.
by Ginger Goose Girl September 9, 2012
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Raunchy Ralph

Similar to a Wet Willy, a Raunchy Ralph is where instead of sticking your finger in your mouth and shoving it into someone's ear, you stick your finger either up your bumhole, or in your vaginal area, and wiggle it around until you get some substance, and stick it in their ear.
Oy, that twatshlub just gave me a raunchy ralph!
by Chazzlefas April 25, 2010
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jean ralphio

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).
Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.
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Ralph Johnson

A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.
Dude, Sarah gave me a Ralph Johnson last night.

That's fucking sick, bro.
by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009
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Wreck-It Ralph

When a man, while performing vaginal or anal intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, ejaculates while yelling "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!" whilst simultaneously performing a final power thrust and double hammer fist on the woman's buttocks.
Man 1: Nicole was acting straight salty last night
Man 2: That's why I gave a bitch a Wreck-It Ralph to shut her up tho!
by pillowpants6 February 8, 2015
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Ralph Nader

1. Consumer advocate noted in particular for dooming the Corvair automobile.

2. Nader was the Green Party's presidential candidate (with Winona LaDuke as running mate) in the 1996 and 2000 races, and is running as an independent for 2004.
Ralph Nader's vote-splitting has been hotly contested by Republicans and Democrats.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning
by Gommash November 30, 2006
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