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Raccoon Eyes

Eyes with deep big black rings under and sort of around them, that makes you look like a raccoon. Mostly common in sleep-deprived people, yes I'm talking to you, you Tik Tok addict now get some sleep.
She has been on Tik Tok all day and night for the past 3 days, shes starting to get raccoon eyes.
by PablosDrugs August 14, 2020
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Granny Raccoon

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...
by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014
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Techno-Raccoon

Owner of Neoneelart

Extremely vain hunky bastardazation of all things striped in short. Supposed to be like "famous" after offending large group of people by amazingly well telling them why are they ugly and fail in real life on some art-dedicated web site. The people, who actually had no social life and were far from being beatiful, got angry and hacked his account. Some people got a painful butthurt after seeing the Techno-Raccoon guy in real life, as they thought he would be short and fat but he turned out to be handsome, looking at the thinkers as on shit and later writing post about the meeting with one of the guys he offended in his LiveJournal. The chain of events based on his irritation and the butthurt of the ones he hurt made him recognisable for his pefectionism. There is evidence that he actually has a real raccoon as pet.
I'm getting my Neoneelart commision from the Techno-Raccoon, bet it will be cool
by MariahMagdalenaTheSecond May 19, 2010
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Raycation

A day in which Ray is absent from the office, thus providing his coworkers with a brief respite from his near endless barrage of mindless babbling and bragadocious chatter.
Man, Mondays suck...but at least we get a Raycation today.
by professor gobblety gook November 2, 2010
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Happy Raccoon

When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.
Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?
by Twistid_420 August 6, 2010
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Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.
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Raccoon Jesus

A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.

Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
He is as powerful as Raccoon Jesus
by RaccBoi November 16, 2019
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