Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

stackin da g's till da rubber band pops

earning money until you've got too much.

yo homedog-sliceface peepsaroo-dog biscuit with butter and a little silanchero! im just stackin da g's till da rubber band pops at my new job!

by Mr. Moose aka justin June 20, 2008

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

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Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.

get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!

by guesswho1017 February 8, 2010

Rubber Banding

When an internet connection (specifically in online gaming) is lagging to the point that one's character will jump from one place to another, as though it were being snapped around with a rubber band.

Joe: Dude, I think that guy is hacking. He's teleporting!

Adam: Nah, his ping's 834. He's just Rubber Banding.

by Althalin March 26, 2010