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rubber peter

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.
In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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rubberbandski

A handski performed by a person with a deformed and/or crippled hand with the aid of a rubber band around his/her hand.
After Johnny's accident, he could only get off with the rubberbandski.
by noluckmurphy February 4, 2008
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Robban

swedish: Vet du var Robban är?
english: Do you know where Robban is?
by Roberth E May 27, 2006
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Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.
"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt
by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008
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rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.
The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.
by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
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busted rubber band

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!
I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.
by sal45877 July 15, 2014
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Rubberband Bank

Rubberband Bank is a fat knot of money that is so big that u need a lot of rubber bands to keep it together.
My Rubberband Bank is breaking I need some more rubberbands.
by Dat Dude From Da East Side November 10, 2008
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