Mickey Rooney

The former greatest actor in the universe; now an old, bald man.

I loved Mickey Rooney in Night at the Museum!

by Chris the White Dude June 11, 2008

Rooned

To get stoned or high as fuck. Or to act in a manor that some might describe as down syndrome or kilt.

All of the realboys got rooned after they smoked weed.

by RealBoyCoppock August 24, 2011

Roonishasaurus

The definition of a Roonish but instead of sucking dick The Roonishasaurus is in a dinosaur form and gets raped occasionally.

Person 1 “look! The Roonishasaurus is getting hauled into the garage again.”
Person 2 “shit my earplugs.”

by IDRT :D May 16, 2021

pulling a rooney

To leave your friends to meet a secret lover.

A - Hey where's John?
B - Oh he's off pulling a rooney.
A - Damn, he's in love with that girl.

by kdizzledawg November 19, 2014

wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

wayne rooney

fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night

you're as fat as wayne rooney

by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005

roonie

Slang for the Australian one dollar coin. Derived from the slang for the Canadian one dollar coin, a loonie. The Australian coin features kangaroos where as the Canadian coin features loons, hence 'loonie'.

Q: How much does that cost?
A: One roonie.

by helen forsdale January 21, 2010