An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex
by Kiri's Content House December 21, 2022
by Breethekiwi October 12, 2022
Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.
Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!
by white pine April 06, 2024
A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.
by Iamvaccinated May 27, 2022
Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018
A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019
Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.
Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE
by lol idk leave me alone November 22, 2021