Corn Relish

The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.

Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

gentlemens relish

another of a long list of names for semen

by nivek August 27, 2003

Sewer Relish

Diarrhea, or watered poop to have chunks to float on top of the water. Usually after a good night of drinking draft beer. While leaving sewer relish, ones stomach will have gas bubbles.

I just left some sewer relish in there.

by Relish62 September 16, 2009

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

by HawkMech81 August 1, 2016

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 7, 2009

Dick Relish

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009

crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.

Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019