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Read Velvet

Read Velvet is a reading group formed in South Korea. The group formed on August 1, 2014, with their digital e-book "Happiness: The Tutorial to Joy". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Iread, Soulgee, Whendy, Joy and Yeread.
Read Velvet is one of the best reading groups in the world!
by ChairYoung September 27, 2021
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Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.
'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'
by Fullers February 21, 2009
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read another book

The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
by Martin Luther Cream June 4, 2018
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read the thread

When the question has already been answered.
"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."
by JormanThoad September 14, 2020
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read a movie

To watch a subtitled Foriegn film.
"Should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?"

"Gerard Depardieu is my favourite actor, I've read nearly all of his movies"
by scuryseapup February 19, 2009
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Read Option

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.
"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
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Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
by Property_y November 5, 2020
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