1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
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The Raftery's are a clann situated in Ireland. They're a maphia-type familly but a lot more secritive and powerfull. They are known as 'the Authority' as the Rafterys have little respect for those who cause harm to society, but are also respected greatly by An Garda Siochanna (police).
They are typically known for their stunning appearance, but will most likely be recognised by the trail of bleeding thugs left behind them.
The Raftery's are a clann situated in Ireland. They're a maphia-type familly but a lot more secritive and powerfull. They are known as 'the Authority' as the Rafterys have little respect for those who cause harm to society, but are also respected greatly by An Garda Siochanna (police).
They are typically known for their stunning appearance, but will most likely be recognised by the trail of bleeding thugs left behind them.
Sally: Fuck! That guy is hot!
*BANG*
Raftery: You whore!
Sally: Dam, I am a whore. Thus I was shot.
Raftery: True that
*BANG*
Raftery: You whore!
Sally: Dam, I am a whore. Thus I was shot.
Raftery: True that
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Get the Raftery mug.(as so taken from Cosmopolitan mag no joke it even has pictures) Climb onto a well inflated raft in shallow water and lie on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling off the edge. Your man should grab onto your thighs as if he were pushing a wheelbarrow and enter your poon and or ass. He can then pullyou incredibly close for the deepest possible penetration.
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Get the randy raft mug.(Noun) Extremely ugly baby which is premature 2 months. Has buck teeth, big nose, has copious amounts of acne, and dirty blonde hair. Produced by getting a witch and a rat and breeding.
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