Armchair quarterback

some d-bag who is certain that he or she can make better decisions than the coaches or players while watching a competitive sport on television.

Watching football with Porter is a drag because he's an insufferable armchair quarterback; he doesn't know jack-shit about sports.

by Clydetheglyde August 12, 2008

backup quarterback

This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.

Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.

by OverAllComa January 13, 2005

Friend Zone Quarterback

A guy that is stuck in the friend zone yet is still always making passes at his female friends but never getting sacked or sending it to the endzone.

A best friend of the opposite sex that has no chance of ever dating you but continues to tell you how much they are in love with you. This gets especially worse with intoxication, making for akward nights and in extreme cases, drunken proposals adn future wedding promises.

Sarah is looking good. She is no longer playing friend zone quarterback with Josh after losing all that wright this summer at fat camp. I saw him totally checking her out.

by Oyeboman May 14, 2011

Superbowl Monday Quarterback

A variation of the Monday Morning Quarterback, only its in the Superbowl.

Kurt Warner is a great example of a Superbowl Monday Quarterback. During Superbowl XLIII, He could of let Edgerrin James run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a Field goal to to tie it up. Instead he throws an interception to James Harrison who returns it for a touchdown. That one play shaped the entire outcome of a Superbowl.

Instead of make history for the Cardinals, Warner made history for the Steelers.

by TimeWarner January 25, 2011

All Time Quarterback

The person designated to play quarterback for both teams when playing street football if there are an unequal amount of players.

It's 11 people out here. We'll play 5 on 5 and Mike will be All Time Quarterback because he has the best arm.

by mistahsmif January 28, 2011

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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

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Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

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by VYDEOS September 26, 2021