Quaff 

When one burps whilst giving a blowjob

Bitch will Quaff on your dick

Quaff by Partners in crime July 9, 2021

Quaff

Vaginal sneeze with discharge

I didn't just queef , I think i that was a quaff

Quaff by Schewdekenzpeej May 1, 2026

quäff 

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

quäff by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

quaff a stein

(verb)
to raise a chorus to ol’ Phi Delta Theta by consuming egregious amounts of alcohol.

Come, let us quaff a stein to ol’ Phi Delta Theta.

quaff a stein by Keaton Jones' Mom April 3, 2023

Dehydration Quaff 

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

Dehydration Quaff by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Quarantine Quaff 

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

Quarantine Quaff by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

quiff quaff

pussy juice from a queefe.

Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?

quiff quaff by Sidenote October 9, 2006