Quilted

To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.

Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.

by pseudocris March 2, 2015

Quilted

Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.

Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.

by RattleTrap April 29, 2019

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023

Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

Guilt Quilt

Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...

Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt

by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017