by pseudocris March 2, 2015
Get the Quiltedmug. Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.
by RattleTrap April 29, 2019
Get the Quiltedmug. The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
by RupertKennedy83 November 15, 2023
Get the Jersey Quiltmug. by Little hillside January 21, 2020
Get the Ass quiltingmug. by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019
Get the Guilt Quiltmug. When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.
Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.
by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017
Get the Boof Quiltmug. 