A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
Get the Put it in the cloud mug.A command which, aside from it's literal meaning referring to chewing tobacco, may be used to tell a person they need to man up, regardless of whether or not the speaker intends for the person to actually "put a dip in".
Mike: I'm so hammered. I can't drink anymore, man.
Jackson: Don't be a pussy. Put a dip in and drink a beer.
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by Blazin' Buffalo September 8, 2010
Get the put a dip in mug.Damn man since Calvin been with Sherly, he haven't been messing around. "She must have put the snapper on him".
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Get the put the snapper on him mug.A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"Say what?"
"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
"Say what?"
"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
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Get the Put in a spliff mug.Put down a three (3)
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
Get the put down a three mug.British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011
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