Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

Pussymistic by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

Pussitice

Pronounced Puss•eye•tice
When someone is to lazy or scared to preform the upcoming task at hand so they pretend they are sick or injured.

Hey why isn’t Tessa at work today?

Oh pretty sure she’s got another case of pussitice.

Pussitice by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

Pussymist 

(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.

Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.

Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.

Pussymist by ChaoticBliss February 13, 2018

pussyitus 

Being a soft ass bitch, and not having a pair.

David Keegan had pussyitus because he didn't go out for football

pussyitus by KingKind August 15, 2015

Pussyfist 

Slang term for "Pansyfist", usually used for insulting pacifists directly.

Guy 1: "Ok, I'm ready for this, but leave the pussyfists here."
Guy 2: "Thats fine, you two pansyfists stay here."
Guy 3: "Aw man, you guys need to stop making fun of my pacifism."
Guy 4: "I agree."

Pussyfist by TABIMLBenny September 22, 2009

pussifist 

a pussy pacifist, a pacifist without balls or cojones

Robert saw the fight break out and told Eric and Connor that if they didn't back up he wouldn't let them sleep in the room. Robert is a pussifist!

pussifist by suckerrrz November 17, 2010

Pussymista

Portuguese term used to refer to someone who is a pessimist by nature and also a cry baby.

- your team is winning 10-0 at half time. You can already celebrate the victory!
- nah, we still have the other half time…
- jeez, you’re such a pussymista

Pussymista by Narso257 February 11, 2022