vax pusher

A rotten piece of shit human being who "pushes" vaccine propaganda on people and/or votes for measures to either make vaccination mandatory or spy on medical records of people to see whether or not they're vaccinated to the state's liking. They think of children as "crotch goblins" and they idolize science as if it was God.

Leah is a vax pusher. She yelled at me when I told her we weren't comfortable with 4 shots at once.

by majorsix April 23, 2019

Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency

Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.

Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.

by ChessWizard June 14, 2010

donut pusher

A person who is the "giver" during anal sex... In other words the pitcher, not the catcher.

Look at that donut pusher wearing skinny jeans.

by Black Spartan June 3, 2009

Cushion Pusher

A guy who tries to have sex with a girl that has a little extra "Cushion" on her.

Bro A: Dude check out Jimmy!

Bro B: What?

Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)

by Not a CP November 10, 2010

dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

cable pusher

A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.

Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."

by Waples McFabulous September 27, 2017