pud

short for pudendum, or genitalia. dick, crank

I spent all day pounding the pud.

by nut January 31, 2005

pud

a person who does idiotic things without too much effort. Is not always derogatory, but can be used as such.

I felt like such a pud when I tripped up the stairs at the tube station.

I am such a pud.

My boss forgot to tell me that the times of a job had changed, so that I could let his crew know...what a pud monkey.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

PUDS

Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.

Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

pud

An east indian(punjabi) translation of the word Fart, to pass gas, or break wind, ect...

Today in class when it was all quiet, I forced out a massive Pud.

by Hassan the super pakk March 09, 2006

pud

A stupid or useless person

That guy is such a pud I hate him

by Nina C November 29, 2005

Pudding

Butts

Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?

by Dr. Parsinomious Cambridge September 22, 2017

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006