pud 

a small baby sized dick

Oh, man you have a pud like my brother!

pud by apelikepresident January 19, 2005

pud 

a giant scrotum sucking ass nugget.... who never returns ure calls

tell that b*tch to f*cking to touch herself in her room while i masterbate to porn and touch my pud. Lee is a ass hole

pud by jimmy bean December 18, 2003

pud 

A too easy task or job for a REAL man to do. It can be used in jest or serioulsy about a coworker or friend or even an enemy.

Stupid goober, you always take the pud job.

pud by old49er July 16, 2010

Pud 

pud is the new definition of cool.

Damn, those shoes are so pud!

that band sounded so pud last night.

not pud, man. not pud.

Pud by firefly88815 May 22, 2011

pud 

(P)ost
(U)rination
(D)rip

After you shake it and like 2 minutes later you feel a warm sensation in your pants, that's pud. This phenomenon is sometimes caused by a mis-aligned fly which can cut off the flow of the urethra.

pud by Marklar420 April 21, 2006

pud 

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

pud by Ben April 12, 2003

pud 

He who loves an infusion.

He's such a pud.

pud by spiink May 7, 2003