preston wyka

a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis

preston wyka

by anonymoususer1276 October 29, 2018

Postosterone

Hi levels of testosterone within a social media post.

The replys were full of postosterone! It quickly turned into a pissing contest.

by Al Dente June 7, 2019

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

Preston

He's the type of guy who, as soon as he finds someone, he immediately will fall for her. He instantly knows he has feelings for her, but might be too shy to tell her. He knows that no matter what would happen to her, he would do anything to help her. He is humorous and everything he says is funny. People who really would care for him won't notice his flaws, and most don't care for how he looks. All that any girl wants in him is his personality. He has everything that a girl would want from him, starting with the kindness from his heart.

You cant even explain how amazing a Preston is :)

by luke_i_am_ur_father September 25, 2018

Proctolosophy

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.

1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?

by ssqueeny March 10, 2009

preston

how to describe preston? he lights up your day when you hear his soft voice.no matter how fucked up your life his,taking to him makes you escape your real world,reality,the present,what ever you call it, you escape it with him and it makes you love him with your very last breath.no matter the between you and him,wether you just got off the phone with him or just got on the phone with him,it feels like he is with you always,like he somehow made his way into your lonely heart and slowly grew his own piece into it.he just makes you just feel alive and young,your never insecure with him,even if you have them,he breaks down your walls and somehow you find yourself fully open to him.he makes the funny jokes i mean like borderline cringe but you find yourself laughing with him so you can hear his soft laugher in return.he just makes you want to repeat some of your best memories you made together.he makes you crazy,like staying up for hours at night just to talk or laugh,counting down to till midnight together on new years and preston screaming i love you into the darkness in the middle of the night just for you,he didn’t care how dumb he looked doing it,he just cared about making you feel loved and special by screaming it out to the world. and so they say,love makes you do crazy things and loving a preston,you do crazy things all the time,but you do it all just to end the day,by hearing him say “i love you” into the phone (:

girl 1: *shows picture of preston* to other girls

girl 2: he is hot omgg

girl 3: omg his genetics do be spicy doe *grools*

girl 1: well preston is my guy :)

by yazisntbasic January 14, 2021

Prestojacamo

Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"

"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"

"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"

by Jon Beech August 29, 2006