I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
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WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.
by veradux January 31, 2010
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To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
by poomah expert February 5, 2010
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question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011
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Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.
Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014
Get the Premature Twejaculate mug.(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.
by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009
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by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009
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