prolapsia

Wen you have hemorhoids and you decide to try to take a nice deep oaty dump,and wen you fart ,your lower intestine puffs out like a musting bull elephant seal trunk from betwixt your ass flaps #goatmeal #cloaca #cauliflower #yourdone

Dude1 "WTF is the problem I can't cut off this turd"
Dude2 "bruh,you got some prolapsia right thurr!"

by Brian Recluse April 12, 2018

Pronax

A Bulgarian Critical Ops Player. He’s a good player and also very toxic in ranked. You better don’t open your mouth once u see him! Rages a lot but is softish towards his friends.

“CANCER KEBAB!” - Pronax

by your horny egirl July 24, 2020

Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.

Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours

by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Mirth Prolan

Coolest guy in the tristate area we know as the Northwest. Makes a mean Taco. Doesn't dance. Can't sing.

Was born in Kirkland

Mirth Prolan makes sandwhiches look disgusting.

by Darby Janssen December 8, 2004

Polaxed

Fucked Up, To Get Blazin, Drunkard

Man , You Were Polaxed Last Night

by Jim234567890 September 24, 2009