ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!

Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!

by Conspear September 4, 2020

Procrastadrink

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.

You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.

by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai January 4, 2022

porkroast

Nickname given to mxc contestant on "country kids versus city kids" he is the fat asian kid.

"YOU CALLIN me FAT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!"

GUY LEDOUCHE- OH YES I AM

by mxc luver December 17, 2004

pr0krastinaturr

A serious act of delaying things.

Sally was such a pr0krastinaturr she went to the tanning bed 4 times in one day and fried her organs!

by seabow April 25, 2005

procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.

Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!

by SoScripted April 26, 2010

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006