profile high

ego tripping off a myspace profile

i get profile high on my myspace AND my facebook

by im69 May 5, 2008

Profile spying

When someone on Instant messenger has no one to talk to. Therefor, they look at peoples profiles on Instant Messenger.

I was bored so i was Profile spying

by juiceboxWORDS June 23, 2007

Profile Monkey

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.

"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"

by crudmonkey November 7, 2016

profile whore

They are the ones who put their profiles up to find dates.

{profile Link} Rape me and I will love you.

by Remial DeLlende November 10, 2004

Profile Housecleaning

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

by RR360 January 12, 2010

profile anxiety

When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.

Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.

by PrincessKatie April 18, 2010

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010