Procrasta-Thug

PfunkZILLA + Daleicious aka Lieutenant
Lindbergh - pimp ass posse up in North Cackalacka

Oh MAN wat am i gonna dooooo!!!!!! the P-Thugs are after meeeeeeeee!!!!! AGHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by poopypantsman February 16, 2005

Prohaska Maneuver

The process whereby a Speech Therapist comes in on the POC and immediately becomes the patient's favorite. Happens regardless of how hard the PT and/or OT have been working as they cannot compete with her smile and sweet spirit.

Justin was the patient's favorite and had gotten loads of equipment for her. Then Nancy came in and pulled the Prohaska Maneuver with that smile and immediately became her favorite.

by jwkenne February 27, 2026

Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.

Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.

by Le Wolf June 3, 2010

procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

by blessandrespect October 22, 2011

procraskyrimming

The act of wasting copious amounts of time through the game skyrim. Hence, procrastination + skyrimming = procraskyrimming. Often leads to loss of friends and social life.

Person 1: "man, i stayed up all night procraskyrimming"
Person 2: "you've got to cut down"

by icezerg February 14, 2012

procrastabang

Having sex or "banging" to procrastinate.

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.

by jessmus October 17, 2012

Procrastapacker

Someone who packs at the last minute before a trip.

Ashley is such a procrastapacker we almost missed our flight because she wasnt finished packing.

by Heirobruken September 25, 2013