Priory of Sion

Made famous by Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code". The orginization was created as a fraud in the late 1960s, though it continues to exist as a myth.

"Did you know Isaac Newton led the Priory of Sion"
"Dude, that ain't real"

by Momoka September 27, 2006

Woodside Priory

Pretentious college prep school in silicon valley full of rich white kids who pay way too much for their weed. The weed's fucking terrible by the way. The school likes to think its diverse so they accept like 5 black kids and they even pride themselves on that. Look guys! Look how accepting we are! Look how diverse our student body is! Did I mention this school is absurdly expensive? Yeah 48K for day students and 60K for dormers. You'd think with all that money they get they could actually hire some competent teachers. But they don't. There's maybe like 5 good teachers out of the 30 they have. The rest should be kept 500 ft away from all schooling institutions. School is also insanely liberal but what do you expect? It's in silicon valley. But it's a vicious liberal echo chamber and this is coming from a liberal. You shoulda seen this school after election day. Not pretty. If I were to describe Woodside Priory with just one word, it'd be "ironic". They think they're so diverse with their five minorities that they boast about. It's a catholic school but everyone's a raging atheist. It's a school full of rich white kids but everyone's a liberal. It's a very expensive tuition that would imply class, but is so full of classless people.

I wasted 4+ years of my life and hundreds of thousands of dollars, smoked terrible pot that I paid way too much for, and was virtue signaled by an out of touch administration about diversity all at Woodside Priory.

by shutupsciencebitch September 28, 2017

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

Priorsexual

Priorsexual means you are attracted to feminine men, and masculine women

My homie Noah is priorsexual

by priorsexual man June 16, 2021

Prior Lake

Prior Lake, is a semi large town in the southern part of mn, with a very lengthy and tedious record of being home to racists, homophobes, hicks, and a shit ton more.
Nevertheless the schooling is an entirely different conversation with the BIPOC students constantly being at risk of a racial attack, being that the Prior Lake High School has been under fire for a bunch of shit now its pretty obvious that it isn't the best.
Although it does have a few good things one of them being the BIPOC population and the community that has.

Person 1: Hey where do you go?
Person 2: *sigh*... Prior Lake...
Person 1: Damn... ain't y'all just racist.
Person 2: *begins to cry* ...yeah...
Person 1: Ha loser imagine.
*Principal goes on loud speaker* ... *awkwardly long pause* Lakers we can do better

by dumpsterf!re April 8, 2022

The Priory Way

A phrase teacher use as a way to get a student in trouble with actually has no meaning. The suck ups use it to become teachers pet n get good scores. The teachers only use it to look like there actually important

teacher : that’s not the priory way
student : what is the priory way

by AbsoPissTake June 4, 2018

Priorhea

When you're eating something and you're aware, at the time of eating it, that it is going to come out later as diarrhea.

"Dude, this burrito from Chipotle is so dank."
"Whatever dude, I can't eat Chipotle. It' priorhea."
"Priorhea?"
"I'm definitely going to have diarrhea right after eating this."

by ExSane June 25, 2012