prisontard

One of those sad-sacks who just can’t stay out of the slammer, the multiple repeat offender who finds solace inside.

The prisontard needs the ultra-structured world of prison to be OK since the chaos of the outer world is too much for him to withstand or comprehend.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

prison ninjas

Slang nickname for prison employees who work in the ISU (Investigative Services Unit) of the prison.

We‘ve got top notch spies here, you don’t work shoulder to shoulder with the prison ninjas, but they are here and they do a damn good job.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

the prisoner’s dilemma

When a person has been arrested and during their interrogation is wondering what to say based on their awareness of what the other witnesses may be saying.

So as Ambassador Gordon Sondland got some distance from his statements made weeks ago under oath, he began to experience the true depth and extent of the prisoner’s dilemma which of course led him to finally correct his testimony.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

prinny squad

a squad, consisting of 3-6 prinnies ( prinny) formed into a group or "squad" for tactical assault purposes. Prinny squads can be used for angel hunting or all around causing of mayhem. Be careful however, Squads have been known to turn on their masters because of Prinny abuse.

Prinny Squad Attack!!!!!

Please assault that fortress using two divisions of prinny squads.

by Spencer O'Neill August 14, 2006

drop the prison soap

screw up big time


if you bend over in a prison shower, you'll get raped

oops, looks like i've dropped the prison soap this time

by ned schneebly April 29, 2004

prison spread

A meal made by inmates in prison. Typically spread is a Top Ramen base that can be augmented to a specific flavor by using chips, canned meat, or other foods that are also available in the prison store. Spread can vary by culture, as a Hispanic person may use different ingredients when compared to an Asian's spread.

Spread is an important part of prison life. It allows inmates, who are given their required meals, the ability to be creative and use culinary skills. Sharing spread in prison shows a sign of respect.

I was in the pen for 5 years and learned to make some mean prison spread with Fritos and canned chili.

by Britnasty October 23, 2013

brick prison

Better known as Hunter College High School in New York City. Earned this name due to its unique construction resembling a 19th century military fort. The building which houses the school is of a brick construction with very few windows, hence the name Brick Prison.

I can't wait to graduate and escape the brick prison

by DirkD December 7, 2006