pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

Potatan

Human who will not do harm to potatoes by eating, slaughtering or any other physical abuse.

I thought Peter was a Vegan but now i understand he is Potatan, because he had bad experiences by the loss of his potato-friend. And he didn't like carbs anyway.

by yourenotmytype February 7, 2015

POTTAN

THE PERSON WHO IS THE DUMBEST LIKE REALLY DUMBAND NOBODY LIKES HIM

HEY DID U SEE SUHAN ,HE IS THE BIGGEST POTTAN

by A real good guy who is evil May 31, 2019

potomac

place where the highest-income families in maryland live. in fact, it's the city with the highest-income families in the entire country. small suburban city where everyone is rich as shit and drives ferrari's and porsche's. consists mainly of asians and white jewish kids who are all snobby and think they're better than everyone else

dude 1: dude you live in potomac? you must be rich as shit.
dude 2: no not everyone in potomac is rich, there are the ghettos of potomac
dude 1: you liar
dude 2: =/

by iliveinpotomac January 16, 2004

pootananny

female genitalia, the vaginal area

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny

by Sara October 31, 2004