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Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.
by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007
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Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
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portland

1. elliott smith, tiger trap, sleater-kinney, the shins, the decemberists, go sailor, the thermals, the gossip, viva voce, wet confetti, Stephen Malkmus, Quasi, the Softies - enough said.

2. I wanna move to Portland.
by lalelilolu. March 27, 2007
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natalie portman

1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
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Portland Weed

Some of the best weed you will find.

comes from as north as Vancouver B.C., and as south as Humboldt County. don't be fooled though. a lot of great stuff is grown right here in state. city never runs dry. Also the only known cure of being Portland Bored.
Sam: shit man, there's nothing to ever to do here in this shithole city.

Chris: sounds like you are Portland Bored

Sam: yeah...lets go find some Portland Weed and get glazed
by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006
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Portland Clap

Native to the girls at the Acropolis, the Portland Clap is the classic move where a girl rubs her legs against your face while slapping her shoes together behind your head, thus creating the "clap".
"Oh man, that dancer just gave Chris the Portland Clap!"
by timmmahhhh August 24, 2011
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portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.
Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.
by Danglemonster September 7, 2016
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