Pork

You can’t teach pork

(Thicket than pig shit)

Oh fucks sake Steven, you can’t teach pork

by Porkteacher January 15, 2019

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 5, 2007

Pork

1.Contrary to popular belief, Pork means the female's vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally "sheath" or "scabbard").

2.Can also be used to spite someone when they fail due to your win.

1. Her pork was so nice.

2. (in soccer game, dude 1 kicks ball into goal, then tells goalkeeper)
dude 1: in your PORK!

by lordofdudes December 14, 2010

Pork

During Intercourse, jam your penis into the other person's anal cavity

My girlfriend was cheating on me and lied, so i porked her

by Falados October 5, 2007

Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007

pork

the act of sticking one or more fingers into fellow teamates asshole

Jack: fuck rico stop porking joey
Rico: i cant help it its so much fun

Joey: dude it hurts

by captain porkmaster April 22, 2011