porked

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.
by watman April 07, 2009
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defriend

(v.) To choose not to be friends with someone anymore, especially by actively removing the person from a friend list on a social-networking site such as MySpace, Facebook, or LiveJournal.
"If I get one more Facebook-application request from that idiot I'm going to defriend him."
by watman March 06, 2008
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pull finger

(v.) A term, derived from "pull your finger out of your arse", that means to stop wasting time and being useless and to get down to doing whatever serious work, project, or situation you've been avoiding, either because you've been procrasting and are lazy or because you're pretty incompetent.
"John needs to pull finger. He'd better sell some advertising space to meet his quota or he's going to be fired."
by watman April 06, 2006
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defriend

(v.) To choose not to be friends with someone anymore, especially by actively removing the person from a friend list on a social-networking site such as MySpace, Facebook, or LiveJournal.
"If I get one more Facebook-application request from that idiot I'm going to defriend him."
by watman July 25, 2008
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frikken

You're a frikken idiot!
by watman December 10, 2003
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