poonite

when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!

g'day mate u recovered from ur poonite yet? i heard that it kept burning for three days.....

by gD-bint May 5, 2007

poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang

person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"

by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009

Poonoccupied

To be occupied by the poonani.

Friend: Yo, dawg, where were you yesterday?
Dawg: I was poonoccupied, friend.

by CAPTAINSUNSHIN3 August 13, 2011

poonacy

That special brand of crazy that can only be incited by a woman, particularly after a bad break-up.

A clear victim of poonacy, in a fit of rage, Officer Bieger fired several rounds from his service revolver into his ex's patrol car.

by PlayThatFunkyMusic November 15, 2011

pooniverse

The galaxy of vaginas.

Megan, I am about to travel to the pooniverse.

by laterrrrrr April 19, 2018

Poonit

Somebody who is an absolute unit at pooning. Alternatively, someone who has a poonit has an absolute unit of a poon. The other equally as accepted spelling is punit.

"Ah bruv, ma man's an absolute poonit - look at him!" or "Nah bruv the sex was bare rank, she had a poonit."

by Finchh September 26, 2018