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For Marines, at this phase of their lives this is the point where they have a chance to turn back before stepping on those yellow footprints and realizing they made a huge mistake. It's the point where you've signed the dotted line but haven't yet been to boot camp. Despite having never been to boot camp, poolees will never shut up about the Marine Corps and have an annoyingly high level of motivation only recruiters/RA Marines can tolerate. The only people on Earth, besides recruits, who give a fuck about general USMC knowledge, like the General Orders or Leadership Traits. As much as it's fun talking shit about poolees, one should nonetheless appreciate the fact that at least some millennials aren't total fucking hippies/communists/ISIS fags.
Being the dumbass poolee that he was, Johnny wore a USMC shirt everywhere in hopes that he can get some pussy.
poolee by dangitBobby December 21, 2016

too pooped to pop

Means too tired to participate, too worn out.

Originally meant too old to play with the cool kids, from the Chuck Berry song. Lyrics below:

"Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in '22
Now, I is gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl youse better get hip

"Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin' weaker when you try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin'?to go in one way
Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.
Hey, why don't you come out tonight?
Man, I'm just gonna stay in - too pooped to pop.
too pooped to pop by feelinMyAge August 25, 2011
Related Words

Poole Palace 

A dance done to snap music which consists of Cherish Do It To It, Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It, Cadillac Don's Inside Peanut Butter Outside Jelly. It is often done by bending your knees and turning your ankles inward quickly and turning around in circles. Girls often stick out their booty while doin' in.
Cherish's coreographer gave examples of different dances to do to snap music, it included the Poole Palace.
Poole Palace by BreezyBaby06 May 11, 2006

Jordan Poole Effect 

If there is a baddie at a Basketball Game make sure you rack up points to impress her
Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)
A vagina that is regularly wet. Often accompanied by "goggles", which refers to a heavy duty condom.
"My housemate Alex is coming over to swim in your poole. Should he bring goggles?"
poole by jaykwon_curry November 13, 2011
Poolem is the shizz.

Rather, it is the coolest thing you've ever seen.

See also Spencer.
Wow, that Halo 3 game is the poolem!
Poolem by S. Williams April 2, 2008
When a large number of homeless people congregate.
Man, it just poored outside. I've never seen so many shopping carts go down the street before!
poored by Pougan August 10, 2009