proofens

The Word Proofens Created by P7FUM1N&HELLB0Y to mean the word Vac Proof Code.

AKnGLOCK: i have leet vac proofens
Fum1n: i r steal your leet proofens

by Hellb0y March 28, 2008

poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004

poopenhause

Slang for men who are ass-wipe impaired as their shorts are more like a soiled diaper due to the multiple skidmarks they leave in their underwear.

The men in the locker room always gave Steve a wide berth due to his poopenhause shorts.

by LongLegsInAlaska August 4, 2007

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

Poopenskupen

To piss n shit.

I knocked the poopenskupen out of George last night.

by Poopenskupen May 7, 2021