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Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.
Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

Catholic Douce Bag
by Anti Saint September 22, 2009
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Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.
Did you Phonerbate yesterday?
by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008
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Corn-poker

A harmless word that people may for some reason find offensive, even though it doesn't make any sense.
That gentleman is well spoken for a corn-poker.
by Corn-poker October 23, 2020
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pomeranian

A breed of dog who is often fluffy, loves attention, and likes to bark a lot. This type of dog is very loving, but spoiled and expects to be pampered. The dog also assumes it is bigger and stronger than it really is.
Your dog must be Pomeranian because he is really fluffy, wants you to hold him all the time,and always barks at me.
by Girlygal1294 December 20, 2016
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Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
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Panerrhea

"I'm sorry Ms. Kardashian, I can't make this sex tape with you because I have a terrible case of Panerrhea."
by pantstore January 29, 2012
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Piner

When you go back to numerous girls houses and fail to convert on every occasion
That guy is such a Piner, he has been back to three girls houses in the last month and still didnt get laid!
by Dynamo Banter March 25, 2013
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