Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.

"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."

by stevo-k September 4, 2010

plootnus

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.

Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.

by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014

Ploont

A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.

Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.

by superstraightdave January 17, 2010

ploog noog

Someone who has over indulged

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog

by Tgreig September 23, 2017

co-plop

1. (v) two or more people simultaneously crapping over water while holding hands

2. (n) the act of co-plopping

3. (n) the noise made when two or more turds simultaneously splash in the water

Our dog sniffed my ass after my wife and I co-plopped in the hot tub.

Daisy and I shared an intimate co-plop in the bathtub after a night of Mexican food, tequila shots and anal sex.

I think those nudists holding hands over there just shat in that puddle; did you hear a co-plop?

by KD and the L January 20, 2009

Pudding Plop

A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.

After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.

by Donherdme September 9, 2013

Hurmagurph Plop

The sounds made when you finally make that poo that you've been waiting to make.

"Hurmagurph plop," Trenton exclaimed as he made that poo.

by j o e m a m m a February 2, 2020