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Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
by akira1310 May 12, 2018
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Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
by Domesapp December 6, 2013
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Plaster Blaster

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.
Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.
by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007
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Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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plaster

Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.
"Nice plaster!!"
by Lexeme the Wordsmith September 30, 2008
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plasted

A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !
by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008
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