Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Jean-Luc Picard

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies
can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(fag)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

by James T Kirk June 11, 2006

Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding June 13, 2011

star trek picard

When only some of your cool friends can come back to play, but you can’t have everybody back because that would be lame or too much too fast.

Emerging adult inspired by your childhood: I’m so glad some of us are back!

2020 reboot: yeah me too kind of

I can’t wait for Star Trek Picard

by Ahollywoodsmile November 23, 2019

Picarded

The act of destroying a great male character in an established universe in order to introduce “strong” characters of diverse backgrounds in order to make them shine.

Did you see the new Bond movie?

Yeah, it’s sad to see Bond get Picarded like that

by Oldstockcanadians October 31, 2020

fused picard

Holding penis tips together until the cum dries.

It took 20 minutes to complete the fused picard.

by subwaycoffee April 30, 2016

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 27, 2021