Pastor Rob

Milf hunter.

Pastor Rob is a great milf hunter who loves flirting with married women with kids

by Diego_Brando May 19, 2022

The pistorius

Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.

Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius

by Mitch Jack Matese September 17, 2015

unhomophobic pastor

A pastor who accepts homosexuality (believes it isn’t a sin).

Make unhomophobic pastor permanent pastor.

by callmed0zy March 22, 2021

The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

Oscar Pistorius

A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun

Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"

by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022

Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008