super photography

The special type of photography needed to capture the images of pandas that are covering their eyes with their paws.

"Hey, man, you ever seen a panda covering his eyes with his paws?"
"..."
"Yeah, that's right. Me neither."
"Well, I've seen PICTURES of pandas covering their eyes with their paws"
"Yeah, but that was using super photography! You wouldn't be able to see them in real life."
"I guess you're right, as usual. Next time I'll be sure to listen to you the FIRST time."

by wugsby June 19, 2009

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

Phonetographer

One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.

Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!

by Spicylilredhead June 17, 2010

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017

Boudoir Photography

The art of offering space, trust and time to a person, or group of people, allowing them to express themselves as they would in the privacy of their own Boudoir. The craft lies on ones ability to adapt, blend in, disappear into the shadows. Sometimes, pictures also come out of this.

Have you checked out Mr London Boudoir's work? Most people thought he is just a weird old guy, using Boudoir Photography to get women to take off their clothes. Whereas he is just a decent listener.

by iAmJackOat June 14, 2020

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer

Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.

by Smartycat October 30, 2011

The Photographed Voice

A group of four willing to turn their amps up so loud the earth will crumble and then explode.....and then crumble again.

1. A scientist may say: "Watch out for those kids that make up The Photographed Voice, they're rediculous. So so rediculous."

2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice

by Matthew Hutchings October 24, 2005