photo-imposer

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.

Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.

by topsidejoe October 1, 2007

photo junkie

Someone who can't stop taking photos of themselves in a particular position and/or setting.

Hey bob, look at that photo junkie! Wow Freddy, she is taking so many pictures... Ugh.. 50 duck faces? Someone stab me now.

by freddymcbob January 12, 2015

Photophrenia

Photophrenia is a serious disorder which affects how people think of photos. Someone with photophrenia may have difficulty distinguishing between which pictures are real and which are Photoshopped.

*sees a photoshopped picture*
Me (with photophrenia): omgwtf giant chickens invaded my home?! Runnnn
*sees a real picture*
Me: nope that looks fake he can't possibly be floating in midair

by WordWorld July 14, 2017

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

Photosynthicc

A plant exhibiting unexpectedly rapid growth or large size for its species. A combination of photosynthesis and thicc.

"What are you doing in the field this week" "We're going out to the Jemez to measure seedlings. Some of those little trees are photosynthiccc."

"Damn pumpkin, you photosynthicc!"

by They call me KG October 8, 2019

Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.

I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Photoshop

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.

Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015