Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

Pussified

The act of being scared or intimidated by a very hott woman.Term can also describe a horrifying "intimate" moment with a woman.

mann,i was pussified by the girl in the red dress with the double d's!

oh boy, she invited me to he house, but the toys she had..they pussified me!

by hottstuff0819 January 17, 2008

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

pussified

Staging an elaborate public hoax to satisfy one's insatiable ego.

The thoroughly pussified heinne family reported their son had taken off in a weather baloon and fallen to his death when really, the pussified kid was hiding, in a box, in the attic, of his parents' garage.

by Marge234 October 16, 2009

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Pesticide Application

Little yellow cards they put on peoples lawns that cool people take and collect.

I just stole a yellow pesticide application from the Johnson's house!

by adonkeyisaass November 3, 2003