Vertical Perpendicular Bi-sector

derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.

This was founded by my best friend and I.

Meaning: Straight up, correct.

- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.

* Really??

- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!

by Heather January 3, 2005

perved

It's just to be drunk

Damn bro, you were perved last night, did you see that bitch you got on?

by Scrambone September 29, 2005

perpendiculous

Extremely or absurdly straight either spatially or in lidestyle. Derived from combining perpendicular and ridiculous.

He was so perpendiculous that he would not take a small glass of wine as a toast.

by Peter Chuck December 27, 2007

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012

perpendicular vehicular homicide

When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...

"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"

by NII Screecher October 24, 2003

perPENdicular

The act of stressing syllables in unnecessary places.

Is that a BIRd? Is that a pl-ANE? No, it's perPENdicular!!

by Pitters June 8, 2009

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

Going From Straight To Homosexual.

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009