peruvian girl

An extremely beautiful, intelligent, wild, crazy, gorgeous, spicy, women. Who cooks like a goddess and has the best food in the universe. She is in touch with her culture and has an unhealthy obsession with llamas. Loves potatoes or carbs in every meal. Always the life of the party by dancing marinera, as a true Trujilliana would. Brings color to the world inside and out. If you ever fall in love with a Peruvian girl you will never want to let her go.

"What nationality is she?" "She's a peruvian girl" "You might wanna let her go man..."
"If she wears super colorful outfits, and she thicc, she a peruvian girl"

by llamalover1 June 17, 2018

peruvian piledriver

When you are 69ing with a girl in a porto-pottie and after you bust her face you dunk her head into the hole.

"dude i just gave that girl a peruvian piledriver in the porto-potttie."

by dansmith45 January 10, 2010

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.

Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.

by ZippyJack August 7, 2016

peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.

Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2018

Peruvian mafias

A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.

There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.

by Unicornpoop5124 January 18, 2019

Peruvian Butler

The act of Defecating/ releasing bodily waste horizontally on the chest or throat of your sexual partner immediatly following the act of sexual intercourse to give the perception of a bowtie.

My girlfriend stacy gave me a stinky Peruvian butler the other morning.

by DeathProfit July 19, 2021