poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007

Pecarded

1. Of, or pertaining to, the state of gear to which Pecards has been applied.

2. Preserved or ressurected.

1. I Pecarded my Raider's authentic Goatskin, and now it just won't distress.

2. Michaelson's and Indiana Jess's faces fail to bely their age since they are so well Pecarded.

by Indiana Guybrush March 29, 2004

Parktarded

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

by BGr54 January 26, 2010

Perturbed

Anxious and/or upset

Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

by Kai S April 15, 2019

portarded

Someone who sucks at Portal.

i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"

by Portalmastar May 23, 2011

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

petarded

Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...

He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018