Skip to main content

permafried

Where you smoke so much weed, you feel, even when youre not stoned, a feeling of physical and mental exhaustion.
Ive smoked Ambrosia 2 weeks straight, and im waking up everyday permafried.
by mitch connor II September 10, 2011
mugGet the permafried mug.

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.
Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!
by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015
mugGet the petrified wood/rock mug.

Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"
Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.
by Cemorolen October 3, 2017
mugGet the Spermified mug.

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man
John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified
by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021
mugGet the spermified mug.

purpifiedd

purpifiedd is the best mutal ever and deserves the world☹️<3
"hey have you heard of purpifiedd"

"Yes she's amazing!"

"Ikr!!"
by Gnfsyt 😍‼️ September 4, 2021
mugGet the purpifiedd mug.

pornified

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.
Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified
by goodisfed April 4, 2023
mugGet the pornified mug.

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.
Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?
by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010
mugGet the Petrified Seagull mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email