Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.
Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
by upperperkstudent July 05, 2018
When a man has permanently hard nipples at any temperature. They are very sexy, despite their ability to cut glass.
Are you excited to see me?
Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples
Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples
by Bulyeabiotch May 27, 2017
A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.
It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.
by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006
The Perk girls wore yoga pants, which then tore as a result of her ass being so goddamn bony, making the male teenagers cry, and think of a better place.
by Codename blacky November 10, 2014
A nicer way of saying friends with benefits because you actually care for the person, but not enough to be in a relationship.
I really missing being in a relationship with you, but I think for now we should just be friends with perks, because I still care for you.
by caniaccombo0310 April 01, 2020
A pill used to manage severe pain that contains no Tylenol, whereas Perk (Percocet) 5mg, 7.5mg, and 10mg can contain varying amounts. Often graduated to after extended use, these are a favorite among semi-synthetic opiod fans. These contain no Tylenol because the APAP used in conjunction would be of sufficient volume to cause liver toxicity. Users of Oxycodone(brand name Roxicodone)report it has a "speedy" quality among it's other opiod counterparts. Popped or snorted. I have even heard of shooting, though not confirmed.
I called up Tony and gave him my last $40 for a couple of those blue perk 30's. At least I'll be feeling real sexy.
by d|ctI0n January 13, 2008
Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"
by Wyan wholohan🙂🙂🙂🙂 August 16, 2023