per hap

1. "Perhaps", for pretentious pseudo-intellectuals who like to flaunt their knowledge of latin.

2. Per chance.

"Greetings traveller. Who am I? Per hap, you have met me twixt sleep and wake, in the penumbra of uncertainty you call 'unconsciousness' ...or perhaps you've met me at a book signing." - Garth Marenghi.

by darkplacefan2032 January 16, 2008

per yoush

Abbreviation for "usual"

Going to the bar and hanging out with friends, as per yoush.

by dagangsta187 January 27, 2012

per-fect

someone who has no flaw.

Amy is so per-fect. You just have to love her.

by Tommytonga July 14, 2005

Per Mari

The monkey that belongs to Dieter, and Dieter wishes more people to continue futher touchation of the monkey

My Name is Dieter, would u like to touch my monkey? love him kiss him give him affection!

by Ohfa February 5, 2005

per state

"Per state" is scottish slang, refering to something being a mess, usually used around glasgow by neds or chavs, especially in the east end. Can be used to describe a house or person. Although spelt 'per', the word is pronounced "pure".

Chontelle: "Aw naw, check maself, im a per state..."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."

by The Big Chap January 23, 2010

per cupita

the quotient of cups used in the initial setup of a game of beer pong to the time taken to complete said game.

"This is the longest game I've ever played, per cupita."

by ParryWithAnA August 17, 2011

per se

a phrase that allows some flexibility in the topic at hand, so you can talk about something without being very specific

i wouldn't say it's a psuedo box, per se, but i digress, i really do

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003