penise

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

Zakainen@#aochat: Zakainen says, 'Penise.'

by Renko June 18, 2004

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

by jacob256 November 5, 2014

Penisflower

Flowers of the Daisy variety known for their unique trait of having petals in a large phallus shape. Penisflower attacks are usually fatal and the leading cause of death in third world countries.

Dave got attacked by a Penisflower on his trip to Africa

by Jebus Cryst March 22, 2008

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

Peniel

A beautiful girl that is huge on loyalty and respect. She is trustworthy and deserves the world.

I wish i could marry a Peniel one day

by Archie1965 September 4, 2019