penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

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Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003

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Penisal

When you wanna say something's negative, instead of
using words like bad , horrible , fucker , dumbass you use PENISAL because it's a substitution to all those words.

What penisal weather we're having.

My brothers being so penisal about everything lately. He needs to lighten the fuck up.

Stop being penisal and get vaginal , bitch!

by Miaa miaa October 10, 2011

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peniser

To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.

Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!

by Jack Diddly Squat May 26, 2006

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